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A long time comin’. November 17, 2011

Filed under: Uncategorized — Meg @ 7:29 pm

Hello!

Hello!

Hey!

I’m here, although not necessarily “back,” at this point in time. I’m here though, full of good old fashioned shame, too! Sorry I haven’t posted in a coon’s age. My mother in law has notified me that people have been asking where the hell the posts be at, but, uh… I don’t have any great excuses. Jon and I are in the middle of trying to buy our first house, and with that in mind, working like crazy. With that, I come home and fall asleep, and then feel bad for not doing housework. Also, Skyrim (the new Elder Scrolls vidya game) just came out, so I’m pretty much a singleton again, haha (no, but that’s one hefty husband-stealing game, though, for real). Dinner for one, wine for three! Again, just kidding. I’m too tired to even drink at this point…

Anyhow, I’m letting lots of things stew in my head, I keep trying to find the perfect Return To Dumpling recipe for yezz, and when I do, I will post it! Hopefully, whatever I end up cooking tonight will land on here, soonish, MAYBE EVEN TONIGHT?

Or, maybe not. I do not control this beautiful narcolepsy, my chickens. See you soon! Keep your bellies and minds full!

 

Hearth Soup August 22, 2011

I honestly had no idea what to call this recipe. There is so much going on in this soup, but it all fits together so, so nicely. It’s the kind of soup that makes you feel cozy, warm, and just comfortable in general. It makes you feel good about everything. The same kind of feeling you get when you drink from your favourite old, chipped pottery mug, and the coffee is the best you ever tasted. That feeling. Home. The hearth. If I had to give this recipe a name based on it’s ingredients, however, it’d be Brown Rice, Lentil, Sweet Potato, Leek and Bacon Soup. That’s a mouthful, nawp.
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Anyhow, I’m sharing this recipe with you now, and I’m sorry I haven’t posted in a coon’s age! I don’t even think I have a legitimate excuse, just laziness, I guess. If it’s any consolation, if you continue to scroll after this post, I’ve posted several recipes that I’ve come up with in the past little while (and believe me, there are lots more beyond those). Buttermilk-blueberry pancakes with maple-lime blueberry syrup, zucchini bread with cashews and cranberries, and some tasty maple granola that is CHOCK FULL of little treats. I haven’t stopped cooking in my posting absence! So, please take a look at those, they aren’t as carefully laid out as most of my posts, and they don’t all have pictures, but they’re there, and I promise they’re good!
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Moving on with this one though!
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Hearth Soup
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Ingredients
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6 oz bacon, cut into 1″ pieces
1 sweet potato, in 1/2″ cubes
1 carrot, in 1/2″ cubes
1 leek, (washed) sliced in half and cut in 1/4″ pieces (moons)
1 stalk celery, sliced lengthwise and in 1/4″ dice
3 large cloves garlic, minced
3/4 cup brown lentils, rinsed and sorted for any stones
1/2 cup brown rice (basmati brown, if possible, amazing aroma)
6 cups water or chicken stock
1 tsp salt, or to taste
1/2 tsp black pepper (not too fine)
1 tsp hot paprika
1/2 tsp ground coriander seed
1/2 tsp dry oregano
3/4 tsp dry basil
1 tsp Worcestershire sauce
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Method
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In a large saucepan or pot, saute bacon until browned somewhat (I like to start it out with a little water, to sort of cook it through and evenly bring out the fat, and let it evaporate). Add sweet potato, carrot, leek, celery, and saute until browned, maybe 4 minutes or so. Add garlic, and cook till fragrant, a minute or so. Add water (or stock), a little at a time, stirring on the bottom to de-glaze the pan (collect the brown bits for flava-flav). After it’s all in, bring to a simmer, add lentils and brown rice, along with all remaining ingredients. Cook for about 40 minutes, or until lentils are soft, and broth is well-flavoured. Adjust seasoning to your tastes, and serve with some crusty brown bread, and then feel the sudden urge to call your parents and tell them you love them.
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Now scroll!
(I’ll try to keep up with the frequent posts, sorry again!)

 

Buttermilk Buckwheat Pancakes with Maple-Lime Blueberry Syrup August 22, 2011

Filed under: Breads,Breakfast — Meg @ 10:10 am

1 egg, beaten
1 cup buttermilk
2 tsp vegetable oil
3/4 cup white flour
1/2 cup buckwheat flour
1/2 tsp baking powder
1/2 tsp salt

Mix all dry ingredients well, then add wet, and stir until moistened, mixture will still be lumpish. Ladle a small amount into skillet, frying in butter over medium-high heat until bubbles appear, then flip and cook till browned. Transfer to a plate.

To make the syrup, combine:

1 1/2 cups blueberries
1/4 cup water
6 Tbsp maple syrup (the good stuff)
2 tsp lime zest, 1 Tbsp juice

Let it bubble away for a few minutes, then mix 1 Tbsp of cornstarch with 1 Tbsp water, stirring until no lumps are present. Add to bubbly hot blueberry mess, and stir, letting it thicken. Take off the heat, pour it all over dem pancoo, and enjoy, whilst feeling super-duper Canadian!

The process:

 

Cranbaby-Cashew Zucchini Loaf August 22, 2011

Filed under: Breads,Breakfast,Desserts — Meg @ 10:04 am

Lubob gave me a thwack of zucchini and peppers, so I made this. Sans shishito peppers.

2 eggs
1 cup sugar (white or brown, who cares)
1/2 cup oil
1 1/2 cups flour
1/2 tsp salt
1 tsp baking powder
1/2 tsp baking soda
1 tsp cimmanon
1 tsp vanilly
1 1/4 cup grated zucchini
1/4 cup of chopped, toasted cashews
1/3 cup dried cranbabies

Preheat oven to 350. In a mixing bowl, beat eggs, add sugar and oil and mix well. In another, larger bowl, mix all dry ingredients. Stir cranberries and cashews (it’s nice to leave a little handful of those to sprinkle on top though), so they won’t float to the top only when baking. Stir zucchini into wet ingredients, then add all wet ingredients to dry. Mix until just moistened. Pour into a greased loaf pan, bake for around 60 minutes, or until springs back, or tests clean with a toothpick!

 

Maple Granolies with Lots of Goodies August 22, 2011

Filed under: Breakfast,Desserts,Uncategorized — Meg @ 9:59 am

4 cups oats (not instant!)
1 cup oat bran flakes
1 cup coconut (shredded is nice)
1/2 cup sesame seeds
1/2 cup sunflower seeds
1/2 cup pepitas (pumpkin seeds)
1/3 cup walnut pieces
1/2 tsp nutmeg
1/2 cup butter
1/3 cup maple syrup (the real stuff!)
1/2 Tbsp milk
little pinch o’salt
1/2 cup dried cranberries
1/3 cup raisins

Preheat oven to 350 degrees. In a large (LARGE!!!) bowl, or a roasting pan works well, mix ingredients from oats down to nutmeg. Place butter, maple syrup, milk and salt in a small saucepan, and stir to combine over low heat, until homogeneous. Pour evenly over oat mixture, stir very well, but don’t break it up too much (clusterfuck granolie is what you want). If you’re using a roasting pan, just keep it in there. Otherwise, place on a large baking sheet with edges. Place in oven, for 20-30 minutes, stirring about every 10. Be careful for scorching, this recipe is fast and wonderful, you just have to pay attention!

Fall in love with a bearded man, start wearing sandals all year round, and enjoy a bowl with some yogourt and Jerry Garcia.

 

Homina, homina, hominy. July 4, 2011

Smokey Hominy Soup, my chickens!
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Yesterday, Jon brought home this “When Country Comes to Town,” 2011 Brant County Culinary Guide (see here!). Page 9, Three Sisters Soup caught my attention (Jon’s boss, Matt Lee is on page 13 with a soup recipe that looks rather nice too), and I went on this bender trying to figure out what I had and if I could make it. No, I couldn’t. So, I got my friend Laura‘s recipe from her blog, and decided to start with that. Well, it’s Summer. Summer means I like smoky, cumin-y things, and I started to make that soup… And then I got carried away. I couldn’t stop adding things, and here’s what happened.
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If you haven’t tried hominy, PLEASE do so. It’s got a really unique texture, nothing at all like normal corn. It is delicious, a bit nutty, and.. agh. Just, love.
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Smokey Hominy Soup
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Ingredients
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3 Tbsp olive oil
8 oz smoked pork belly (or other smoked pork stuffs), diced
1 medium onion, small dice
1 stalk celery, sliced on the bias (small though)
1 carrot, same as celery
4 cloves garlic, minced
1 can (Campbell’s soup size, whatever that is) hominy corn, drained and rinsed
1 medium sized new potato, diced
8 cups water (go ahead and use stock if you have it, veggie or chicken, or porkish)
1 156mL can tomato paste
1 bay leaf
1 tsp hot paprika
½ tsp Worcestershire sauce
1 tsp cumin
½ tsp dry oregano
1 can (Campbell’s size) kidney beans, drained and rinsed
salt and pepper, to taste (lots of both, if you ask me)
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Method
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Okay, grab a biggish cooking pot, turn ‘er up to medium-high, add the olive oil. When it’s hot enough to saute the veggies (test by throwing a piece of onion in, I always say!), throw ‘em in there. By which I mean, the onions, carrot, celery, along with the pork belly. When those are good and browned, add the garlic, and cook for a minute or until fragrant. Then, add all the other ingredients, starting with the water, to deglaze (scrape the brown bits off the bottom, a little water at a time). Bring to a simmer, and drop the heat to low. Cook until potatoes are done, if you’re short on time, but if you want good soup, REALLY good soup, cook it for a long time. The slow-cooker, even, would be amazing for this. I cooked this for 7 or 8 hours (mostly because I was waiting for bread to finish all it’s many risings, and also, because I was really irresponsible and fell asleep for 3.5 hours). Anyhow, serve it with huge hunks of bread and be done with it. So good.
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I’m done. Have to eat more of this soup now. Yeaaaaaah. Here’s Laura’s recipe, before I go: Laura’s Three Sisters Soup!
Her blog never ceases to amaze me. She is a wonderful woman.

 

Wine Not? July 3, 2011

Filed under: Beverages — Meg @ 2:13 pm
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Ahhh, you’ll never know what a thrill I get out of these stupid blog post titles…
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Anyhow, word ’round these parts is that Jon and I got married last Saturday. I honestly didn’t think I had it in me to post something for at least another week, but I’ve got an abundance of recipes built up (and new pots and pans from Momma, YIPPIE, Lagostina Padova hot-cha-cha!!!)… To get to the point… Weddings mean wine. Ours meant that we bought too much, and now Jon and I have a wonderful amount of our favourite, Brindisi, amongst some whites that I’m going to play around with soon. Also, it’s been hotter than the hinges of hell lately, and that can only mean SANGRIA.
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I’m not going to beat around the bush here. I’ve made a lot of Sangria this week, here’s my recipe.
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Simple Berry Sangria (no clever titles here)
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Ingredients
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3 cups red wine (Brindisi Rosso)
2/3 cup orange juice
2/3 cup lemon juice
1 Tbsp lime juice (or Limoncello!!! My sweet Robert brought us some back from Europe, amongst other goodies)
4-5 Tbsp sugar
¼ cup blueberries or raspberries (set aside)
½ cup blueberries or raspberries
1 lime, sliced
1 lemon, sliced,
1 orange, sliced (optional)
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Method
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Mix fruit juices with sugar and stir till sugar is dissolved. Blend ½ cup berries with 1 cup wine in a blender, add to juices with remaining 2 cups of wine. Add remaining ¼ cup berries, citrus fruit slices, and stir to combine. Chill in fridge for 1-2 hours minimum. Try not to get it all over yourself when you drink it, you schmucks. Who am I kidding, I’m no better…
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S’all for now. I’ve got bread to bake, comrades.  One more thing before I go though… Anthony Bourdain. SERIOUSLY. You bastards need to quit searching for pictures of Anthony Bourdain on here. It was funny initially, but now it’s just goddamn annoying. Stop. Please.

 

If you want a subject, look to pork! June 12, 2011

Filed under: Main Dishes — Meg @ 11:07 am
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- Charles Dickens, “Great Expectations.”
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Oh, hell, I guess it’s time. I’ve been letting a few recipes stew away in my brain since, oh, April… Yet, here we are, it is June. While I have been documenting most of my new concoctions with photos, writing down the recipes, none of them really made me feel the need to post. Lots of repeats, and, well, I’m busy! Anyhow, I thought I’d let this one slide on through before I get even busier (gettin’ murried in 13 days, folks).
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Last night my dad came over, and for time’s sake, made some pork tenderloin, and hoooo-eeee, it were good. If you don’t like liquid smoke because you’ve heard it is full of carcinogens, please direct yourself back to Facebook, or wherever the hell you came from, now. This is not the time to be a pansy about a little liquid smoke. It is the time to embrace it, because I’ve waited a good two years to actually remember to buy the stuff at Sobey’s, and I’m gonna post a damn recipe that uses it!
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Carry on!
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I was originally going to barbeque this, but, again, because of time, and my general sloth-isms, this is a sauceless, badass loin that you will enjoy. It includes some nice barbeque-y notes anyhow, it’s supah easy, and goes hideously well with my recipe for Asparagus and Potato Salad. I would link you to that, but, once again, lazy… I’ve got favours and decorations to make, dresses to sew, appointments to go to, on top of my self-imposed housewifing duties! Anyhow, this was going to be all Plain Jane barbeque, but then my whimsical, whimsical father took note of a bottle of Southern Comfort sitting in my kitchen, banished from my overflowing freezer. “You should add that,” he said, my father, who I don’t think I’ve even seen drink a whole beer. Well, good idea, Dad. You are a triumph of good choices and alcohol-infused gastronomy, and antique kitchen presents. Thank you. We like to think the SoCo adds a hint of fruity spice. Just like us.
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Southern Comfort Poke Tenderloin
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One more, because we had fun arranging this.
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Ingredients
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A 1lb pork tenderloin
2 tsp hot paprika
1/2 tsp garlic (minced, or use powder, I do not mind)
1 tsp minced onion (dehydrated is never a bad call)
1/2 tsp salt
3/4 tsp freshly cracked pepper (do not get lazy here)
1 tsp worcestershire sauce
5 drops liquid smoke
2.5 Tbsp olive oil
2 Tbsp Southern Comfort (not the hurricane mix, the real stuff. The… good stuff. Cough.)
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Method
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Okay. This is some easy business, folks. Preheat your oven to 375 degrees. Then mix all of the ingredients together, tenderloin aside, of course. Then, slather it on the tenderloin, all sides. Whack it in the oven for 40 minutes, or till it hits 160 degrees Fahrenheit (internally), and then broil it until it reaches 165, which is the “safe” temperature. Just for crisping and browning, etc..  Slice it on an angle, arrange it on a plate, and drizzle pan juices (you want to do this, you really do) over top, and savour the flavour. Yuh.
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megohm, over and owt!
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Poundcakin’ April 11, 2011

Filed under: Desserts — Meg @ 12:47 pm
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I’m having a Southern day today. This is something I’ve never been able to control. Some people have days off where they sleep in bed until 2pm, some people have binge-drinking days, and some people  have mental health days. I have Southern days. There is something in my bones that needs the zang of a good, homemade barbeque sauce or something buttermilk-driven, the calm and twang of downhome music (by which, I do not mean pop country, in the name of all things holy and well-written…), and the scent of smoke permeating the air. I start wanting to wear things made of light cotton and I really can’t put my finger on what triggers this. Maybe it’s the good weather, or maybe I’m delusional. Either way, I’m having a Southern day today. Jon’s outside working on smoking a pork roast (we’re doing a South Eastern North Carolina style today, no gloppy ketchup sauces, unsweet and spicy!),  we’re gonna have that with some damn fine homemade coleslaw, on fresh, toasted bread that I made last night*, and maybe some kind of baked beans. I’m inside for the moment, listening to Hank Williams, and I just made a nice, old-timey lemon poundcake. In the spirit of simple, straight-to-it, no-nonsense lemon poundcakes, I will just give you the recipe now.
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Simple Old-Fashioned Poundcake
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You can make this any old way you want, you can substitute some vanilla for the lemon zest, and add anything you want. Cherries, pineapple, coconut, chocolate chips, blueberries, orange zest, just about anything! Along with the nice Southern vibe this has, it uses shortening, which means it’s rather economical (no butter), but by all means, use butter, if you want/can!
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Ingredients
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3 cups all-purpose flour
1 tsp baking powder
1/2 tsp baking soda
3/4 tsp salt
1 Tbsp lemon zest or 1 tsp lemon extract
2 cups white sugar
1 cup shortening (or butter!)
4 eggs
1 cup buttermilk (feel free to use sour cream here, instead)
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Method
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In a bowl, combine flour, baking powder, soda, and salt. Mix well, or use a sifter. Stir in lemon zest. In a mixing bowl, cream sugar and shortening very well, until light and fluffy. Add eggs, one at a time, mixing well each time. Next, add flour mixture and buttermilk alternately, starting and ending with the flour mixture (this tends to help it hold together better, the batter won’t “break”). Pour into a well-greased bundt or tube pan, and place in a 350 degree F oven for about 60 minutes, or until it tests clean with a toothpick/knife, and cake springs back when touched.
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You can serve this any way you like, I made a lemon glaze, but you could also serve with a custard, or with fresh berries, or a berry sauce. Whatevs.
To make the glaze though, I mix 1.5 cups icing sugar, 1 tsp lemon zest, and 1/4 cup lemonade, but you could also use milk or water.
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That is that! I must go see whatever the hell Jon is hammering away at outside now, I fear for the lives of the neighbours. Also, I would like to commend whoever searched, “Mama Tit’s Grocery,” on this site… I don’t know who you are, but I think we’d get along real well. megohm, over and out!
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* Here’s the bread I made last night. I’m only posting this because I’m hella proud of it. Just plain old Neil’s Harbour White Bread, shaped-up.
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Pea S. I Love You April 10, 2011

If, culinarily-speaking, there is anything to say about me, it is that I sincerely enjoy a good dried bean foodstuff. I cook with dried beans/pulses so often, that I could probably make them in my sleep. However, I would not, because I semi-recently had a very vivid dream that my kitchen was on fire. At any rate, I would like to share with you a pretty basic method for cooking the little wonders. Really basic, but wholly satisfying.
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Today was extraordinarily pleasant, weather-wise, and warm weather, for some reason, always makes me want black eyed peas. Now, when I say this, please be aware that I do not condone listening to the musical group, and this is entirely unrelated to that abominable excuse for a band. If you find yourself experiencing confusion between the two, please refer to the pulse variety as, “cowpeas,” from this point on! I can also get behind, “Holstein beans,” but that is my own personal made-up variation, so don’t go asking for them in the grocery store…
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Now, when I say that I cooked up some beans, I do not mean to say that I boiled them up in a pot of water until the point of nasty. This method, regardless of the beans you use, will result in a sort of gravy, which means that it’s goddamn excellent served over rice. Beans and rice? Always. This is sort of a Southern thing, although use of peppers and celery (and a good amount of the spices) aren’t always necessary. You can play around with the spices all you want, also. I usually go with a bit of a Cajun-y vibe, so that’s what you’ll see here, as far as spices go. If you use something other than black eyed peas, the timing will be adjusted accordingly, because most beans have different cooking times. Also, please be advised that soaking is a very good option, you can either go with the overnight (cover with a few inches of water and cover the bowl, overnight), or the quick-soak method, which is covering them in a pot with a few inches of water, boiling rapidly for about 3 minutes, popping a lid on, turning off the heat, and letting it sit untouched for an hour. Same result! In the end, the soaking is a timesaver for the actual cooking process. Enough of that jibber jabber though! Let’s get on with it!
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Cowpeas Deluxe (I don’t know why I just decided to call it this, but let’s go with it anyhow)
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Here’s the fancy shot to prove that beans aren’t just for broke-ass hillbillies (oh, to be a broke-ass hillbilly…)
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And here’s the best way to eat ‘em. Especially if you mix them all up with the rice, maybe a splash of Louisiana hot sauce too…
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Ingredients
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4 strips of bacon, chopped into 1″ pieces (you can use pork hocks, smoked sausage or salt pork instead, by all means)
1 small onion, diced
1 large stalk of celery, diced
1/3 cup red or green bell pepper (about 1/3 of a big ‘un)
3 cloves garlic, minced
6 cups chicken stock (or water with bouillon, or just water!)
2 cups dry black eyed peas, soaked
1/2 tsp black pepper
1/2 tsp dry thyme
3/4 tsp dry mustard
1 tsp paprika
1-2 Tbsp Louisiana hot sauce (or whatever you prefer, you can also use 1/4 – 1/2 tsp cayenne pepper, too )
1 bay leaf
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Method
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Okay, first, get yourself a big cooking pot, preferably heavy bottomed (cast iron for the win). Saute the bacon until browned over medium-high heat, and add all vegetables, sauteing until translucent. Add garlic and cook for one minute or so, until fragrant. Add all remaining ingredients, bring to a boil, and then drop the heat down to a simmer. Cover with the lid ajar for about an hour, an hour and a half, stirring occasionally, until the peas are tender. At this point, it should still be pretty soupy. We want the water to evaporate, and the starches to thicken up now. So, turn the heat up over medium or so, keeping a close eye and stirring frequently (stickbottom, do not want…), with the lid off. When it gets to a gravy-esque consistency, you are done! Check for seasoning, and serve over rice.
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Das all fo’ now. megohm, over and out!

 

 
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